"How to kill someone:
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."

— Was this your plan all along? (via insanity-and-vanity)

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rosaparking:

Im emotionally unavailable but if u Need a girl that can deep throat hey

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Tags: i mean...

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Tags: into it

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via sweetappletea)

are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry

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